hellagays:

exdog:

paradoxes-for-breakfast:

reasons why halloween is the best holiday:

  1. you are not obliged to visit your relatives
  2. you are not obliged to get gifts for anyone
  3. people will give you candy for absolutely no reason other than halloween
  4. its the only day when its socially acceptable to go out in public dressed like a penguin

5. no one will look at you funny when you buy eighteen boxes of candy even though you fully intend to sit in the dark and eat them alone.

6. discount candy

megachikorita:

some kid in my class wrote an essay about how it never explicitly says Beowulf isn’t a robot

pardonmewhileipanic:

stfueverything:

sizvideos:

Video

wow

soooooo is no one going to say ANYTHING about how this woman is full of shit?

like oh, you needed a fat suit to learn that fat people aren’t treated well? OR HOW ABOUT YOU JUST LISTEN TO THE ENDLESS STORIES FROM ACTUAL FAT WOMEN WHO COULD HAVE TOLD YOU THIS IN TWO SECONDS

you needed a fat suit to show that people don’t like when people use “fake” images …. I GET IT THAT IT’S SUPPOSEDLY STILL THE SAME PERSON but i mean, this is why i keep my pics up to date, because i don’t want to put myself through this

I’d be just as displeased if some guy showed up looking 40 when he said he was 25 (has happened), so I mean, what is this experiment proving other than “people on dating sites expect you to look like your photo, regardless of what you look like/weigh”

and you couldn’t find an actually fat woman for this entirely POINTLESS “experiment”

my body is not your fucking costume

the struggles and hardships i face from a fatphobic society don’t come off at the end of the day. I can’t unzip my oppression and slide it off

l FUCKING HATE PEOPLE WHO PUT ON FAT SUITS BECAUSE THE EXPERIMENTS THEY DO ARE ALL FALSE RESULTS

Like oh, you felt bad because some guys left you while in a fat suit? But you KNOW you get to take it off later. You KNOW this isn’t something you’ve dealt with for 20+ years, and likely won’t have to ever experience once the suit is gone. 

Wear that suit, EVERY DAY, even in the shower, for 20+ years, FROM CHILDHOOD, THEN fucking tell me what you’ve learned. Until then, get the fuck out of my face with this social experiment bullshit

A message from Anonymous
Votre bienvenus pouvons-nous supprimer les mots formels?

non. je suis un pamplemousse fantaisiste.

fyeahmainer:

jellbell97:

shrimpfur:

Once you start dating someone its like, impossible to insult them

"suck my dick" ok

“bite me” hell yeah

"kiss my ass" sure

"Fuck you" yes please

THIS IS SO TRUE

"SHUT THE FUCK UP" "make me" 

joyouscatus:


We shall rise

And like the rest of the undead fandom, I am also a piece of trash 
(*´ω`)o

joyouscatus:

We shall rise

And like the rest of the undead fandom, I am also a piece of trash 

(*´ω`)o

lightingupthereef:

hate you ~ ♠

lightingupthereef:

hate you ~ 

syblatortue:

Kept thinking about the time Kankri spent on Karkat’s ship.
This was almost a daily occurence. Choice entertainment for all the crew~

syblatortue:

Kept thinking about the time Kankri spent on Karkat’s ship.

This was almost a daily occurence. Choice entertainment for all the crew~

syblatortue:


I actually had that sketched even before I got that message XD

syblatortue:

image

I actually had that sketched even before I got that message XD

syblatortue:

Ok not touching it anymore.

Aradia - Ghost knifefish
Tavros - Flying fish
Sollux -  Electric eel
Karkat - Puffer fish (yes, Puffkat is a thing)
Nepeta - Catfish
Kanaya - Manta ray
Terezi - Barracuda
Vriska - Octopus
Equius - Whale shark
Gamzee - Viperfish
Eridan - Hipster Pyjama shark
Feferi - Squid 

syblatortue:

Time for more fishies~

John - Clownfish
Jade - Betta
Dave - Swordfish
Rose - Octopus
Roxy - Jellyfish
Dirk - Sailfish
Jane - Blue tang
Jake - Guppy 

syblatortue:

These were much harder than the beta trolls.

Damara - Koi fish
Rufioh - Flying fish
Mituna - Aba aba
Kankri - Toby puffer
Meulin - Striped catfish
Porrim - Stingray
Latula - Pike
Aranea - Blue-ringed octopus
Horuss - Hammerhead shark
Kurloz - Dragon fish
Cronus - Hound shark
Meenah - Vampire squid

syblatortue:

Mertroll Robot Psiioniic

syblatortue:

Mertroll Robot Psiioniic

syblatortue:

Flirting with the cute deckhand while on the job.

syblatortue:

Flirting with the cute deckhand while on the job.